Zaron Burnett III is a writer who’s been more strange places than some five dollar bills. Whether it’s working as a screenwriter in Hollywood, or as a freelance journalist and essayist, he’s told stories both real and imagined. He’s at his best when he places his focus on humanity, drawing insights from our social foibles, our foolishness, and all our time spent “fucking around.” He certainly pulls no punches to himself, speaking in a confessional style, he lays out a nakedly honest experience of life. He’s been called “smart, funny, inventive, and insane.” That’s not a terribly sexy dating profile, but the combination makes for a wildly entertaining writer. He currently writes for ThoughtCatalog.com and Medium/HumanParts.com.