Tag: bird
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Mistaken Love Letter Of A Teenage Rascal by Bird
Deeeeeear Darla, I loathe the thought of you. Your mother should’ve sat on you at birth. Your name gives me mental cramps. Your name has become a punchline for bad luck. Your name is a bad word in the mouth’s of children. I’ve learned 4 languages over the years to better express how much…